the cocky chef


  • flicks butter across the room into the pan
  • cracks eggs wicked hard and fast
  • chops and dices wicked fast and LOUD
  • does everything with extra zing and pop
  • flip fuckin pancakes wicked high in the pan

basically he throws shit around in the kitchen and is a cocky chef

and if i ever see emeril in person i’m gonna kick his ass

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