i’ve traveled over half our state to be here tonight. i couldn’t get away sooner because i was eating dinner with friends and i had to see about it. you see eating out with friends is one of the things i enjoy and when i say i enjoy it i mean that i love it dearly. good company means good times, which means laughter and smiling, things i am extremely fond of.
so ladies, if you say that i am a funny man, i will agree. you have a great chance here, but bare in mind, you can lose it all if you’re not careful. out of all the men who will beg for a wink, maybe one in twenty will be a funny man, the rest will be speculators-men trying to get in your pants or cop a cheap feel.
even if you find one that seems genuine, and he may be nice, i can assure you that when it comes to putting a smile on your face he won’t be there. this is just the way it works.
i do my own cooking and i am fixed like no other male on this website. i like doing things outdoors and i make it my business to be outdoors. i don’t stay inside and play video games for months; i don’t sit around and talk about sports all day long.
i’m a business man-i run a side business and the people i work with are people i know. they are in it to see that the job is done right, and so am i.
i offer you the bond of loyalty that very few males can. i’m a loyal man and i protect and aid those who are dearest to me. this is why i can guarantee your happiness and put up the smiles to back my word on the first date.
i assure you, whatever the others promise to do, when it comes to the showdown, they won’t be there…