eat this. this is my body.
church is funny.
can you order these church supplies online (bread / wine / gold cups / etc…)? and does the communion bread come in sleeves like ritz crackers? i picture like priests eating them with peanut butter and getting wasted on wine.
i want to take a class so i can start blessing wine and those little bread tablets.
it’d be hilarious to bless people’s drinks at bars.
“let me see your beer”
then layout like a napkin and start doing some hand motions and prayer mumbling
“drink this beer… do this in memory of me.”