a stream of consciousness

something happened tonight that blew my mind

blew my f–ing mind

18 omega organic eggs… the total price @ costco was $2.59 making the cost $1.30 each

9 delicious eggs for $1.30? what a steal right?

wrong. the roommate refused to split the eggs.

i said “ok fine.”

i immediately took the eggs out of the fridge and made a huge delicious omelet in front of him.

he was lucky that i let him opt back into the egg split after so much disrespect

mrsilver thought