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drink this. this is my blood.

eat this. this is my body.

church is funny.

can you order these church supplies online (bread / wine / gold cups / etc…)? and does the communion bread come in sleeves like ritz crackers? i picture like priests eating them with peanut butter and getting wasted on wine.

i want to take a class so i can start blessing wine and those little bread tablets.

it’d be hilarious to bless people’s drinks at bars.

“let me see your beer”

then layout like a napkin and start doing some hand motions and prayer mumbling

“drink this beer… do this in memory of me.”

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  1. Mikey
    June 21st, 2007 at 21:55 | #1

    The class also qualifies you to molest young choir boys.

  1. February 5th, 2008 at 09:16 | #1