a stream of consciousness

mrsilver thought

so smart

mrsilver thought

isnt it great when you get to tell people, “hey listen up… for the next few days i’m going to be unreachable.”

wow…

“during that time, i will have no access to phone or email.”

now i’m starting to think.. where the fuck are you going? the rain forest? fucking sahara?
the bottom line is it makes you 100% off the hook for anything that should happen. hey, you gave fair warning.

mrsilver thought

i think this logic is pretty good. what do you think?

ok i speed and drive in the car pool lane sometimes… here is my logic

sitting in traffic is bullshit. my time is worth money to me and sitting in traffic for 2 hours before i get home wastes a lot of my time after work.

i realize there are rules and i am willing to pay the fines if i get a ticket for breaking the law. its worth it to me. my time is worth that money.

maybe if i get 3 tickets and my license is in jeopardy i’ll rethink how important my time is to me, but for now i’ll pay tickets to get my time back.

and if i dont get tickets maybe there should be more cops if they care about enforcing this law

doesn’t that sound reasonable? i bet you thought you would never agree with a car pool sneak

mrsilver thought

bear grills is the new host of survivor.

after a medley of online petitions cbs finally folded to the pressure and hired bear grills as the new host.

i’d start watching survivor again

mrsilver thought

he…

• flicks butter across the room into the pan
• cracks eggs wicked hard and fast
• chops and dices wicked fast and LOUD
• does everything with extra zing and pop
• flip fuckin pancakes wicked high in the pan

basically he throws shit around in the kitchen and is a cocky chef

and if i ever see emeril in person i’m gonna kick his ass

mrsilver thought

something happened tonight that blew my mind

blew my f–ing mind

18 omega organic eggs… the total price @ costco was $2.59 making the cost $1.30 each

9 delicious eggs for $1.30? what a steal right?

wrong. the roommate refused to split the eggs.

i said “ok fine.”

i immediately took the eggs out of the fridge and made a huge delicious omelet in front of him.

he was lucky that i let him opt back into the egg split after so much disrespect

mrsilver thought

ie streaming music via file shares or remote desktop

rdp is def not optimized for music… they should put that in a seperate channel

mrsilver thought

-bad thing to say to a room full of computer geeks

mrsilver thought

why does every toilet / urinal in the world not do this? a foot pedal is so much better…

i want to find whoever started the hand flush shit and flush their fuckin face

mrsilver thought